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i can’t begin to explain why i develop crushes on some people. i simply can’t. i just like them, and i think there’s something about them that appeals to me.

and in the same breath, i also don’t understand why some have crushes on people i totally find… uhrmm… weird.

oh well, to each his own; beauty is in the eye of the beholder; physical beauty is subjective; etcetera, etcetera. so, here is an attempt to explain why i’m crushing on some celebs that holtz finds *iwww*.. and also, i’m taking advantage of this opportunity to make harmless fun of some of holtz’ crushes that i also find *iwww*.

EMPOY MARQUEZ

(sorry, this is the only picture of him i can find in the world wide web inspite of my training in web-crawling)

won the "mr. suave" title in the sing-and-look-alike-contest in Masayang Tanghali Bayan (2003). he initially refused to join the contest; cited it was trashy. but his maternal grandmother pushed him to join. he won a bit of cash, and the opportunity to join the movie Mr. Suave. he used to reside in Baliuag, Bulacan; before moving to Manila. he is the only boy in a brood of four. his parents are separated and his mom is a school teacher.

why i have a crush on him: i have no freakin’ idea.

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REP. FRANCIS "CHEESE" ESCUDERO

representative, sorsogon: first district

date of birth: october 10, 1969, place of birth: manila

religion: roman catholic, marital status: married to christine f. escudero

why i have a crush on him: characteristically appealing; smart; has a deviously alluring smile; mysterious; ‘huwaw’ sex appeal

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JUAN CARLOS "JC" CUADRADO

crowned as Wazzup Wazzup’s Grand Tadjock Questionable. delivers news with a twist. reinvented himself as an entertainment heartthrob in Showbiz No. 1. has boy-next-door good looks, alpha-male stance and mass appeal — engaging to watch and worth drooling for. gives his family and studies first priority and despite his achievements, this Business Administration student remains down to earth. still rides the MRT and keeps the same set of friends who has been there for him from the very beginning.

why i have a crush on him: he is a holtz look-alike. i’m in love with his charisma, his mischievous smile, the way he carries himself. looks fresh. unexploited. an unchartered territory.

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let’s now move on to holtz’ list. *evil laugh*

MARY "ROSEBUD" ONG

former Presidential Anti-Organized Crime Task Force undercover agent. revealed an explosive expose against then Senator Panfilo Lacson and other high-ranking officials of the Philippine National Police.

why holtz has a crush on her: the reason eludes me. see my comments under empoy marquez. only make it 5 times worse.

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DR. VICTORIA "VICKY" BELO

more popularly known as the "doctor to the stars". the medical director of the Belo Medical Group. finished pre-med at the University of the Philippines (diliman) in 1978. and her medicine proper at the University of Sto. Tomas in 1985. acquired a Diploma in Dermatology in the Institute of Dermatology in Bangkok, Thailand in 1990.

why holtz has a crush on her: i don’t think it’s because of this. probably because she looks like rosebud.

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SHEREE

member, viva hot babes. place of birth: cagayan de oro city. school: ateneo de cagayan. course: international studies. began a career in lounge singing in cagayan de oro city at the early age of 16. performed at cdo’s top hotels like pryce plaza and the dynasty. was a professional singer before she joined the viva hot babes in 2002. singing is what she does best. released her first solo album entitled My Sheree Amour in February 2005.

why holtz has a crush on her: apparently, he finds her really really AS IN REALLY REALLY ("lei, kahit *beep <censored>* nyan i-*beeeeeeeep* ko!!!") attractive. i dunno. (i like jc parker better.) i don’t like her mouth area. parang hindi mabango. but then again, that’s just my opinion.

so there you go.. i’m looking forward to comments. expecially holtz’ violent reactions. i’m sure he’d give me a piece of his mind about this post. especially about empoy. ÜÜÜ