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a brokeback moment

sunday. july 23, 2006. 9:34am.

S: love, masakit likod ko. masahe mo naman ako.
lei: sure. *performing groggy massage on lower back*
S: diinan mo konti.
lei: apakan na lang kaya kita?
S: sige.
lei: *balancing act on ciggy’s back*

monday. july 24, 2006. 1:28pm.

S: love, my back is killing me.
lei: go drink alaxan, mahal.

3:07pm


S: my back is still killing me and i find it painful to walk. and am planning to drop by the hospital later and have this x-rayed.
lei: im sorry for my participation in that mishap, and yes, that’s a good idea. let me know if you need me to go with you.
S: im sweating sa sakit.
lei: punta na tayo sa hospital.
S: derecho na lang ako sa hospital, love.
lei: tapos?
S: punta ka na lang dun.
lei: saang hospital ka pupunta?
S: mahal kita. sa medical city na lang para malapit sa yo.
lei: please be well.
S: pray for me, love. sana di ako na-slip disc. iloveyou. alis na ako.
lei: text text. ingat ka. iloveyou.

8:19pm

lei: what happened?
S: here…

The Medical City. Patient on Center Stage, Service of Greater Worth.
Patient Name: Seigfred Tristan
Discharge Diagnosis: lumbosacral strain, lumbar lordosis straightening 2 degrees to muscle spasm
Doctor’s Orders: avoid strenuous activities and lifting of heavy loads. bed rest for 3-5 days.
Medication: Myonal 50mg (1 tab 3x a day for 3-5 days) and Celebrex 200mg (1 cap once daily for 5 days)
Total Damage: PhP2,898.60 (including medicine)

lei & S both have above average IQ

what the hell were we thinking???

that could have bought us two pairs of havaianas. the ones we were lusting for last weekend. or a trip to laguna. and now, i have a brokebacker in bed. literally. immobilized by our stupidity. and i can’t be my usual giddy, playful self lest i eternally paralyze him. bummer.

so i turn over the floor. tell me your fabufuckinlous stupid story. i’m leaving it to you. make me feel better. no pressure though. just make me feel better. hah.



5 Comments

  1.   AiMeE wrote:

    ayayay! that really hurts. i juz can feel the pain. suffered from dat b4 too.

    on the brighter side, LS Strain lang yan. effective naman ang Myonal and Celebrex eh. (at bakit celebrex ang rx sa kanya? dapat Arcoxia!)

    and oohh, btw, do u know the best exercise cure for low back pain? it’s very interesting lei, i-google mo. hehehe. it’s been one of the most over-researched cure for LBP. evidence-based pa. :)
    get well soon Ciggy!

    Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 8:40 am | Permalink
  2.   Adrian wrote:

    tsk tsk tsk.. poor basky.
    Luchie just show him her latest killer move.

    “The Luchie Leg Drop”

    Nyahahahaahahahahahah!!!!
    Nyahahahahahahahahahah!!!

    Will you two guys try to put the word “mild” in your daily lives. Masyado kayong wild!!!
    Huusss… maniwala ako na inapakan yan.

    *tago*

    Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 9:21 pm | Permalink
  3.   lei wrote:

    @ aims: nyahahaha. it has also been prescribed. *winks* but we’ll make the meds do their wonders first. i might injure him again. hahaha. he was also given arcoxia. dunno why he’s not taking it though. it’s been 4 days yet he still complains of back pains. =,( we thought he’s healing already. but apparently, he ain’t yet.

    @ honeymoks: yari ka sa akin! isang thread ka lang!!! >=(

    Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 6:05 pm | Permalink
  4.   Karen Kristie wrote:

    Hope he gets well soon. Or just do the thing google prescribed. I might work. Hahaha! *wink*

    Saturday, July 29, 2006 at 12:54 am | Permalink
  5.   lei wrote:

    hahaha. if i only could. =)

    Sunday, July 30, 2006 at 6:27 pm | Permalink

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