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last thing you burned while cooking?
garlic. while sauteeing. tolja i’m a culinary genius.

describe yourself in 3 words?
intuitive, witty, paranoid.

how long does it take you to get ready for your day?
it takes hours to wake me up. and 40 minutes to get ready.

are you a health freak?
nope. i try to eat right. but i can’t give up my sugar and caffeine.

how many people have thought you were the one?
hmm… three people have said so. and obviously the first two were wrong. the third one is right, i can feel it.

what turns you off about the opposite sex?
well, besides the public spitting and scratching and disgusting fingernails and teeth? men who are insensitive, posers and unprincipled.

favourite thing to toast to?
possibility.

what celebrity would you have coffee with?
conan o’brien

what celebrity would you not have sex with?
arnold schwarzenegger. i don’t think i need to elaborate on this.

what is the main ringtone on your cell?
godsend - dc talk.

what were you doing at midnight last night?
cuddling and quiet-time-ing.

last tv show you watched?
black coffee. travel and living. hey that was more than a week ago!

who is your best friend?
i have a few.

who in your family do you get along with?
there is no other place on earth i feel safer than beside my mom. does that answer your question?

what is your top 5 hollywood hottie list?
ryan philippe. val kilmer. colin farrell. will smith. jude law. bad boy images always make me hot.

who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
my highschool principal. hahaha.

when/where was the last place you traveled?
boracay. this summer.

how many times have you been in love?
all in different degrees… somewhere between 6 and 10.

how old will you be in 10 years?
37. well, 40 is the new 30. right?

what did the last text message you received on your cell say?
"handcuffs. hehehehe."

what is a saying you say a lot?
semikindasorta. wait. saying? hmmm… that which does not kill me makes me stronger.

sinful snacking weakness?
a bag of chips and a big bottle of ice cold coke. keep them away from me. please.

best clothing style?
i’d look good in anything. even a sack. hehe.

ever been to europe?
not yet. *sighs*

worst date ever?
i’ve had a lot of these. i cannot choose the worst among them. it hurts.

personal records?
yep, i keep them all in order. i am very anal retentive when it comes to these things.

what would you do if you could be the opposite sex for a day?
guess i’d have to really live it up. i’d scratch my thing in public, pee standing up, ogle at women’s chests and butts, have sex with a woman, walk around without a shirt on.

total jail time?
have never served.

have a crush on anyone you work with?
a boss.

in your cd player right now?
dust.

what is something you believe in?
the power of prayer.

what is something you fear?
seaweed around my legs while swimming in the ocean. snakes. not being able to be brave enough to make choices and end up regretting it. the unknown.

big or small?
is this a penis question?

worst physical pain you ever experienced?
twisted my ankle, had a fracture. fell off 2 steps in stilettos.

tell us something about your childhood?
i never really liked to play contact sports. my mom didn’t like to see me with wounds and scratches. so i read books instead. and fell in love with the written word at a very young age.

best time to catch you in a good mood?
dusk.

if you could be anything for a day, what would it be?
a zealously-inspired poet. i’d write and write. then hand in my manuscript the following day.

most prized possession?
my books, journals and hamsters.

would you ever sell it?
not even if i’m starving.

what is one of your pet peeves?
hypocrisy really does get into my nerves. as does lying. as does bad hygiene. as do the plethora of people who do not understand the concept of giving importance to relationships.

favourite actor/actress
jodi foster. jack nicholson.

what song are you listening to right now?
it’s alright.

if you could sucker punch someone right now who would it be?
i refuse to announce publicly.

any secrets?
maybe. it’s a secret.

unhealthy addictions?
my addiction to magic is probably not healthy. and so is my need to have my sugar fix everyday. or my affinity for caffeine.

unhealthy fascinations?
i don’t have any. unhealthy fascinations, that is.

favourite sexual position?
my mother might read this blog! tsk. for shame. wrong question.

what do you notice first about the opposite sex?
teeth and nails. then i move on to niggle the brains.

favourite physical part of the opposite sex?
lips and what comes out of it. hah. he has to have the ability to keep an interesting conversation and say witty things. otherwise. i put him into the graveyard.

what physical part would you change about yourself?
maybe i could use some weight loss. just a little bit. period. end of story.

soft sensual sex or porn star sex?
uhmmm. yes. hahahaha.

would you go on a date with someone you met online?
done that. do that.

work attire?
anything that strikes my fancy as i open my crumbling closet door.

what is your best physical feature?
i’ve been told that my eyes open a new world. but i think i like my smile better.

do you think anyone actually has read this far?
you better have! copy it, and actually answer it too!